I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just want to make out with him forever
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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