Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
