Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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