real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.