i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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