I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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