listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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