At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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