North Korea, Best Korea!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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