Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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