We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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