dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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