you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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