Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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