He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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