apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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