Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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