Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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