Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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