i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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