I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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