Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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