why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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