pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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