bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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