Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
