i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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