The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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