i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you win again, gameday.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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