So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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