spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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