yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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