She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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