Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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