Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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