I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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