dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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