PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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