You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just want to make out with him forever
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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