one two three fourrrrnication!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So vagazzling was a success
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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