I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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