People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
