The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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