as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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