So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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