somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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