i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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