He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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