so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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