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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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