nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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