C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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