You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Randomize
