She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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