Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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