Just fell off a train. Bad.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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