its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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