Im at strip club and am horny
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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